These are the four poems we see Charlie perform in the movie. Let me know if you spot any errors, please.
Woman…
Woe-man…
Whoooa-man!
She was a thief
You gotta believe
She stole my heart and my cat.
Betty,
Judy,
Josie and those hot Pussycats…
They make me horny,
Saturday morny…
Girls of cartoo-ins…
Won’t leave me in ruins…
I want to to be Betty’s Barney.
Hey Jane…
Get me off this crazy thing…
Called love.
O Butcher Lady
Killer of sheep
And men
Untrusting
Unknowing
Unloving
This poem sucks
Woman…
Woe-man…
Whoooa-man!
We had love not just sex
Is she Mrs. X?
I had to run for my life!
(pauses)
Jane! Get me off this crazy thing
Called love
Harriet!
Harri-et!
Hard hearted harbinger of haggis!
Beautiful!
Bemused!
Bellicose butcher!
Untrusting!
Unknowing!
Unlove-d?
“He wants you back!” He screams into the night air
Like a fireman going to
A window that has no fire
Except the passion of his heart…
I am lonely!
It’s really hard!
This poem sucks!
Rose!
Jailbird!
Happy in her cage
No longer full of rage
She roosts
Harriet!
Sweet Harriet!
You acted cuckoo
’Cause you thought I would leave you
Sweet bird
Harriet!
Sweet Harriet!
So knowing!
So trusting!
So love-d!
Harriet!
Sweet Harriet!